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Comedian Chaim Cohen posts that Crown chairs are 'non-conventional weapon'

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Comedian Chaim Cohen posted on Telegram, saying he has always said that Crown chairs are a non-conventional weapon. The remark is a satirical quip and not a news event.

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Comedian Chaim Cohen posted a brief satirical remark on his the source on Monday afternoon: "I've always said that Crown chairs are a non-conventional weapon." The comment appears to be a lighthearted quip, likely referencing the sturdy construction of the popular furniture brand. No news event or security implication is attached.

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